"I consider myself the benchmark of a slow news day," said Too Slim, Riders' bass man and wise acre, this morning. "When there really isn't anything happening in the world this story gets brought up again and I get a call. Luckily, this time the call was from somebody who got it right and wrote a fine story about it. Yes, it's true, and yes, I made it all up."
See the made-up malarkey and the media whirlwind it caused for yourself at: